This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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