I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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I need you to use more vowels.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Randomize
