I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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