Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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