the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
porn star boner night. come get it.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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