How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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