i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
