Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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