Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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