How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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