Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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