i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
This toilet bowl is my home.
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