There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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