I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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