I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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