is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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