East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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