theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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