The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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