How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
