At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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