it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
