it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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