So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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