do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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