biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
vagina is talking i cant
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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