So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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