Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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