At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I've blown a few things in my day
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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