): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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