I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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