Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i already hear my dad disowning me
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Oh Jesus.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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