Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
please don't ironically join a cult
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