She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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