PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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