People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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