By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I understand Curling. That high.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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