Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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