why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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