You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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