Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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