glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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