problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize
