we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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