She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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