He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize