what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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