I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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