When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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