you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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