i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I think im going to throw up on grandma
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Mom said you looked used
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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