Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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