butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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